are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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