She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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