So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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