i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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