I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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