The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You are a genius and a whore.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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