We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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