The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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