Dual....:-)
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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