We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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