This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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