to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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