I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
COCAINE IS GR8
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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