I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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