Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
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And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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