I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Dicks are not precious.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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