the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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