i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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