quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
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