Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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