I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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