Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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