Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
one might say we're banned from that church
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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