My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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