and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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