Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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