he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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