OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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