I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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