So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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