Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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