Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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