school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
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Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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