They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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