She is in my trunk
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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