I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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