Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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