She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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