Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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