Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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