is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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