Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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