White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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