I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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