Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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