Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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