I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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