She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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