Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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