First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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